OBAMMA STAFFER ANNOUCES OBAMAS INTENTION TO CHANGE OUR NATIONAL EMBLEM,SAYS THE EAGLE,DOES NOT REPRESENT AMERICA ANYMORE,

The government today, announced that it's changing it's emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM, because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.... It just doesn't get more accurate than that!