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Tuesday, April 5, 2011


Did you hear Obama died a few hours ago. Well, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates and slapped him yelling, "How dare you try to destroy the Nation I helped conceive?" Patrick Henry punched him shouting, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed." James Madison kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!" Thomas Jefferson beat Obama with a cane and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence." The beatings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the radical, socialist leader. As Obama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Obama wept and said, "This is not what you promised me." The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 VIRGINIANS waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?"

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